“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented
“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying
“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.
“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.
“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as they bundle me into the back of the van, in a straightjacket, and seize my laptop as evidence.
“I’M A WRITER!” I think to myself as I try to disguise my anger over being interrupted by my family yet againwhile attempting to write a 10-page long smut fic
-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.
Hey all and welcome to my page where you will likely find nothing of interest since I'm pretty convinced that I am the most boring person in the world...or at least on the East Coast.
I'm a 27 year old nurses aid who's graveyard shifts give me far too much time to think about things that don't actually pertain to nursing.
I have far too many fandoms to list here and the list is always growing and shifting. I like to write fanfiction though I couldn't tell you the last time I actually finished anything but I might choose to post some random tid-bits of fics that will likely never be fully finished.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach and my goal in life is to own a TARDIS so I can get myself to the 1920's where I belong.
There is nobody like me. There's only me.
